'But why, Mother? I don't want to go.'
'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
'Well, one they all hate me at Church, and two the sermons are boring!'
'Those are not good reason for not to going to Church. Get up and get ready.'
'Give me two reasons why I should go to Church.'
'Well, for one, you're 55 years old. And for another, you're the Pastor!'
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